Kinda Frowning
Kinda Frowning

Urbana-Champaign's nonsensical newsroom with a satirical bent

2025 © Kinda Frowning

Couple Divorces After Surviving Magnitude 3.5 Earthquake in Illinois

These things don’t normally happen in Illinois. The earthquake was felt in Coles County and...

2025, May 14   —  1 minute read

University President Being Investigated for Spending Money and Shredding Receipts

University of Illiois President Killeen sometimes forgets that the university reimbursement system relies on a...

2025, May 13   —  1 minute read

Champaign Desperately Wants to Be Railed

Mayor Feinen is still advocating for high speed rail and is asking all citizens of...

2025, May 12   —  1 minute read

New Champaign School Board Decides Fate of Aging Children

Five new school board members were sworn in and taking new positions on Champaign’s Unit...

2025, May 11   —  1 minute read

Effingham Changes System to Accept Holy Water Payments Only

Customers are concerned about the new easy-to-install water filtration system that converts water to water....

2025, May 10   —  1 minute read

Private School Teaches Men's Rights Through Rugby

Wealthy MRA parents send their boys to become real men who play real sports. None...

2025, May 09   —  1 minute read

Teachers Accepting Dollar Bills Not Doughnuts for Teacher Appreciation Week

It’s Teacher Appreciation Week and that means it’s time to pay up. They take Venmo,...

2025, May 08   —  1 minute read

Professor Catches Contact High Weeks Before Wiz Khalifa Show, Blames Khalifa

Professor in bioengineering was sitting on her porch reading a book on Eurocentric landscaping practices...

2025, May 07   —  1 minute read

    Page 1 of 6