Kinda Frowning
Kinda Frowning

Urbana-Champaign's nonsensical newsroom with a satirical bent

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After the Death of Their Core Audience, Jay and Silent Bob Set to Perform at The Virginia Theater

The bromantic couple, Jay and Silent Bob, plan to trigger human laughter among a younger...

2025, Apr 20   —  1 minute read

DINK Couple Joins Easter Egg Hunt Due to High Price of Eggs

Couple was seen leaving the Easter Hunt with two 36-count cartons of eggs. Kids were...

2025, Apr 19   —  1 minute read

Fans of Snack Cakes Dismayed by Law Proposing to Remove All Their Favorite Ingredients

Illinois wants healthier junk food for the future children - who will likely struggle with...

2025, Apr 18   —  1 minute read

Students Transform Shakespeare's 'The Winter's Tale' into Silent TikToks

Hast thou vieweth? Inspiration for this story: https://www.smilepolitely.com/arts/shakespeare-thaws-winters-chill-at-krannert-center-for-the-performing-arts/

2025, Apr 16   —  1 minute read

Old Tech Bros Seeking Young Tech Bros for Brain Swapping Procedure, ahem, Neuroscience Startup

The University of Illinois plays host to the old guard of wealthy tech savvy entrepreneurs...

2025, Apr 16   —  1 minute read

Champaign Overrun by Geese Too Chicken to Come to Urbana

An Urbana Park District employee was heard baiting the Canada geese saying “Where your friends...

2025, Apr 15   —  1 minute read

White Family Opens Portal to Gilead While Grocery Shopping

Far East Grocery is a fun store with many magical surprises. Inspiration for this story:...

2025, Apr 14   —  1 minute read

Hundreds Gather to Celebrate World Quantum Day, Most Don't Know Why

A quantum is a minimal physical amount involved in an interaction according to Wikipedia. Attendees...

2025, Apr 13   —  1 minute read

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