Kinda Frowning
Kinda Frowning

Urbana-Champaign's nonsensical newsroom with a satirical bent

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Bourgeois Champaigner Shocked Delicious Breakfast Exists at Cheap Diner

We could hear him licking his greasy spoon at Sam’s Cafe. He happily withdrew $20...

2025, Apr 12   —  1 minute read

Any Day of Nice Weather Leads to Outfit Confusion for Urbanans

We know that the steady wind around here makes umbrellas utterly useless. It’s been raining...

2025, Apr 11   —  1 minute read

Training Officers Seeking to Re-use Prisoners for Target Practice

Danville Correctional Center and Danville City Council disagree on resolution for firing range. Prisoners breathe...

2025, Apr 10   —  1 minute read

Woman Attends Boneyard Arts Festival, Disappointed at Crafts Overrepresentation

She was looking for art to go on a single wall for her newly purchased...

2025, Apr 09   —  1 minute read

Storm Chaser Returns Home to Find House Destroyed by Tornado

Scratching his head, he was heard saying “I guess you can’t catch ‘em all.” Inspiration...

2025, Apr 08   —  1 minute read

Anti-porn Advocates Unhappy with Power Restoration in Northwest Champaign

We can hear their kids explain all the good that electrical power does for them...

2025, Apr 07   —  1 minute read

10 Tips for Prospective Brick-and-Mortar Business Owners

Starting a business is hard. It takes knowledge, skills, and resources. You can do it!...

2025, Apr 06   —  1 minute read

Urbana Police Chief Seeking 'Precogs' to Arrest People Before They Conceive Committing Crime

We imagine that Larry D. Boone, Urbana’s Chief of Police, saw the trailer for Minority...

2025, Apr 05   —  1 minute read

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