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Art

The Same Folks Who Make Weird Food at The Space Now Make Weird Music at Their Record Label | 04 May 2025
Art Is Weird AF RN FRFR | 01 May 2025
People Express Collective Laughter for the First Time in 2025 at Parkland College's The Wedding Singer | 23 Apr 2025
Ebert Statue Turns Thumb Sideways to Kickoff Ebertfest 2025 | 21 Apr 2025
After the Death of Their Core Audience, Jay and Silent Bob Set to Perform at The Virginia Theater | 20 Apr 2025
Woman Attends Boneyard Arts Festival, Disappointed at Crafts Overrepresentation | 09 Apr 2025

Business

Students Transform Shakespeare's 'The Winter's Tale' into Silent TikToks | 16 Apr 2025
Old Tech Bros Seeking Young Tech Bros for Brain Swapping Procedure, ahem, Neuroscience Startup | 16 Apr 2025
10 Tips for Prospective Brick-and-Mortar Business Owners | 06 Apr 2025

Culture

Couple Divorces After Surviving Magnitude 3.5 Earthquake in Illinois | 14 May 2025
Professor Catches Contact High Weeks Before Wiz Khalifa Show, Blames Khalifa | 07 May 2025
Former Drug Addicts Play Life Swap with Judges who Incarcerated Them | 02 May 2025
For Sale - Former Glory Hole Meetup | 27 Apr 2025
People Express Collective Laughter for the First Time in 2025 at Parkland College's The Wedding Singer | 23 Apr 2025
Buddy Guy, Vampire Slayer, Shreds Blues Guitar One Last Time | 22 Apr 2025
Ebert Statue Turns Thumb Sideways to Kickoff Ebertfest 2025 | 21 Apr 2025
After the Death of Their Core Audience, Jay and Silent Bob Set to Perform at The Virginia Theater | 20 Apr 2025
DINK Couple Joins Easter Egg Hunt Due to High Price of Eggs | 19 Apr 2025
Champaign Overrun by Geese Too Chicken to Come to Urbana | 15 Apr 2025
White Family Opens Portal to Gilead While Grocery Shopping | 14 Apr 2025
Hundreds Gather to Celebrate World Quantum Day, Most Don't Know Why | 13 Apr 2025
Bourgeois Champaigner Shocked Delicious Breakfast Exists at Cheap Diner | 12 Apr 2025
Any Day of Nice Weather Leads to Outfit Confusion for Urbanans | 11 Apr 2025
Champaign. Too Many Homes for the Unhoused, Too Few Homeless for the Housed | 03 Apr 2025
Urbana. Too Weird for White People, Too White for Weird People | 02 Apr 2025
Governor Proclaims Transgender Day of Visibility to Invisible Audience | 31 Mar 2025

Drink

The Yard - Where Customers Have Too Many Options | 30 Apr 2025
Urbana's Black Dog Honors Non-Compete Clause with Champaign's Black Dog | 29 Apr 2025
Black Dog BBQ Restaurant Reopens Post-Pandemic, Menu Has Long COVID | 04 Apr 2025

Entertainment

Woke Hunks Lecture While Naked, Women Still Explode | 05 May 2025

Food

Fans of Live Music Enjoy Concert at Funky Farm | 06 May 2025
The Same Folks Who Make Weird Food at The Space Now Make Weird Music at Their Record Label | 04 May 2025
The Yard - Where Customers Have Too Many Options | 30 Apr 2025
Urbana's Black Dog Honors Non-Compete Clause with Champaign's Black Dog | 29 Apr 2025
White Family Opens Portal to Gilead While Grocery Shopping | 14 Apr 2025
Bourgeois Champaigner Shocked Delicious Breakfast Exists at Cheap Diner | 12 Apr 2025
Black Dog BBQ Restaurant Reopens Post-Pandemic, Menu Has Long COVID | 04 Apr 2025

Law

Fans of Snack Cakes Dismayed by Law Proposing to Remove All Their Favorite Ingredients | 18 Apr 2025

Music

Professor Catches Contact High Weeks Before Wiz Khalifa Show, Blames Khalifa | 07 May 2025
Fans of Live Music Enjoy Concert at Funky Farm | 06 May 2025
The Same Folks Who Make Weird Food at The Space Now Make Weird Music at Their Record Label | 04 May 2025
People Express Collective Laughter for the First Time in 2025 at Parkland College's The Wedding Singer | 23 Apr 2025
Buddy Guy, Vampire Slayer, Shreds Blues Guitar One Last Time | 22 Apr 2025

Nature

Champaign Overrun by Geese Too Chicken to Come to Urbana | 15 Apr 2025

News

Couple Divorces After Surviving Magnitude 3.5 Earthquake in Illinois | 14 May 2025
University President Being Investigated for Spending Money and Shredding Receipts | 13 May 2025
Champaign Desperately Wants to Be Railed | 12 May 2025
New Champaign School Board Decides Fate of Aging Children | 11 May 2025
Effingham Changes System to Accept Holy Water Payments Only | 10 May 2025
Private School Teaches Men's Rights Through Rugby | 09 May 2025
Teachers Accepting Dollar Bills Not Doughnuts for Teacher Appreciation Week | 08 May 2025
Woke Hunks Lecture While Naked, Women Still Explode | 05 May 2025
The Same Folks Who Make Weird Food at The Space Now Make Weird Music at Their Record Label | 04 May 2025
AI Chatbot Refuses to Help EIU Faculty Succeed in Life | 03 May 2025
Former Drug Addicts Play Life Swap with Judges who Incarcerated Them | 02 May 2025
City of Urbana Suggests Detour to Chicago to Avoid Springfield Ave Closure | 28 Apr 2025
For Sale - Former Glory Hole Meetup | 27 Apr 2025
Seasonal Cafe Opens at Construction Zone | 26 Apr 2025
Millions of People Dropped Off at Carle Hospital Emergency Room for Single Day of Charitable Health Care | 24 Apr 2025
DINK Couple Joins Easter Egg Hunt Due to High Price of Eggs | 19 Apr 2025
Fans of Snack Cakes Dismayed by Law Proposing to Remove All Their Favorite Ingredients | 18 Apr 2025
Students Transform Shakespeare's 'The Winter's Tale' into Silent TikToks | 16 Apr 2025
Old Tech Bros Seeking Young Tech Bros for Brain Swapping Procedure, ahem, Neuroscience Startup | 16 Apr 2025
Training Officers Seeking to Re-use Prisoners for Target Practice | 10 Apr 2025
Storm Chaser Returns Home to Find House Destroyed by Tornado | 08 Apr 2025
Anti-porn Advocates Unhappy with Power Restoration in Northwest Champaign | 07 Apr 2025

Politics

University President Being Investigated for Spending Money and Shredding Receipts | 13 May 2025
Champaign Desperately Wants to Be Railed | 12 May 2025
New Champaign School Board Decides Fate of Aging Children | 11 May 2025
Effingham Changes System to Accept Holy Water Payments Only | 10 May 2025
Teachers Accepting Dollar Bills Not Doughnuts for Teacher Appreciation Week | 08 May 2025
AI Chatbot Refuses to Help EIU Faculty Succeed in Life | 03 May 2025
Former Drug Addicts Play Life Swap with Judges who Incarcerated Them | 02 May 2025
City of Urbana Suggests Detour to Chicago to Avoid Springfield Ave Closure | 28 Apr 2025
Seasonal Cafe Opens at Construction Zone | 26 Apr 2025
Tickets Going Fast to Breathe the Same Air as Women | 25 Apr 2025
Millions of People Dropped Off at Carle Hospital Emergency Room for Single Day of Charitable Health Care | 24 Apr 2025
Training Officers Seeking to Re-use Prisoners for Target Practice | 10 Apr 2025
Urbana Police Chief Seeking 'Precogs' to Arrest People Before They Conceive Committing Crime | 05 Apr 2025
Champaign. Too Many Homes for the Unhoused, Too Few Homeless for the Housed | 03 Apr 2025
Urbana. Too Weird for White People, Too White for Weird People | 02 Apr 2025
Champaign Councilman Apologizes for Offensive Statements Made to Black Man in the Mirror | 01 Apr 2025
Governor Proclaims Transgender Day of Visibility to Invisible Audience | 31 Mar 2025

Science

Hundreds Gather to Celebrate World Quantum Day, Most Don't Know Why | 13 Apr 2025

Sports

Private School Teaches Men's Rights Through Rugby | 09 May 2025

Tips

10 Tips for Prospective Brick-and-Mortar Business Owners | 06 Apr 2025

Travel

Champaign Desperately Wants to Be Railed | 12 May 2025

Weather

Any Day of Nice Weather Leads to Outfit Confusion for Urbanans | 11 Apr 2025
Storm Chaser Returns Home to Find House Destroyed by Tornado | 08 Apr 2025
Anti-porn Advocates Unhappy with Power Restoration in Northwest Champaign | 07 Apr 2025