Urbana Police Chief Seeking 'Precogs' to Arrest People Before They Conceive Committing Crime
2025, Apr 05
We imagine that Larry D. Boone, Urbana’s Chief of Police, saw the trailer for Minority Report and screamed ‘Increase my budget and let’s hire them!’ We saw the movie in full. Let’s not.
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